Sometimes, movie lines can be great indicators of the human condition. Sometimes, they’re mundane chit-chat. And other times, they are so stupid, you simply can’t believe your ears. Here are some stupid lines that have been uttered on the big screen.
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This city may be lost, but we’re not. – Alec Baldwin voicing Capt. Gray Edwards in Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within.
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This thing is killing women and children. We can’t fool around with this thing anymore. – Teen in Killer Eye
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Slurp my butt. – Bruce Willis in Hudson Hawk
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We’re going to the land of milk and honey. Anybody know the way? – a Hebrew in The Ten Commandments
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Then he drives around with her in that van of his, drinking, taking pills. I’m sure he doesn’t think about putting a seat belt on her. – Demi Moore in Striptease
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Come on, Kong, forget about me. This thing’s just never going to work, can’t you see? – Jessica Lange in the 1976 remake of King Kong
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They’re dead. They’re … all messed up. – Sheriff in Night of the Living Dead
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I don’t like the sound of that sound. – Heather Graham as Judy Robinson in Lost in Space
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Men have destroyed the roads of wonder and their cities squat like black toads. In the orchards of life nothing is clean or real as a girl naked to love or be a man with. – Clint Eastwood in Play Misty For Me
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Once they were men. Now they are land crabs. – Attack of the Crab Monsters
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Earthquakes bring out the worst in some guys. – George Kennedy in 1974’s Earthquake
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Maybe I didn’t kill him completely dead. – Brian Wimmer in Late for Dinner
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We’ve got two perfect specimens: a retarded man who’s of no use to anyone and a homicidal maniac who’ll be dead in a minute anyway. Such an opportunity may never come again. – Berry Kroeger in The Incredible Two-Headed Transplant
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You wouldn’t kill anything unless it was alive – Robert Taylor in Ride Vaquero
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Pain don’t hurt. – Patrick Swayze in Road House
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These bodies are uncomfortable and fall apart in such a short time and their intelligence is low, but they do manage to enjoy themselves. – Alien in I Married a Monster From Outer Space